Dead babies, surely not funny, but you know, deep down inside, you laugh at the jokes.  This section is entitled "Why Did the Dead Baby Cross the Road?" because of those jokes.  You don’t want to laugh, but you do, it’s just that horribly wrong.  When you read anything of mine, I hope that you are offended.  I also hope that you laugh, because mostly everything in here is true (at least according to me).  Even though I have given you this warning, I’m still going to get e-mails (if people actually come to this site) from angry people.  I’ll hopefully showcase some of those every once in a while.

So why did the dead baby cross the road?  Simple, it was stapled to the chicken. 

~Joshua “Deadwood” Bergstein

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